Harassment Is Profitable - Green Dildo Coin's Value Nears Annual WNBA Pay

Promoters of a new meme coin have made millions, encouraging followers to throw sex toys during women's basketball games. The situation will only get worse.

I don’t usually like starting an article with numbers. It doesn’t hook people in.

This time’s an exception. Ten days after launch, the Green Dildo Coin racked up more than $1.5 million in trading volume in just 48 hours. That’s about the same as a WNBA team’s salary cap.

Its market capitalization has swelled to $15 million, close to the league’s total player payroll. It’s only going to get worse.